I know, right? I love ass-day. My wife lets me have it on my birthday.

Well when you’re upside down on the loan of your 1998 Isuzu Hombre...

Who mods leased cars????

You’ve won yourself a Rodney

Great article. Thank you. I appreciate you reviewing the history of the treaty and its importance then and now.

relevant:

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

If you look up “too little too late” in some kind of dictionary of clichés, this is what comes up. All this shit.

Give her time.

I think it takes a unanimous vote, and Bill can feel his pain. A player with no game, he can’t empathize...just sympathize.

He would be in the basement of that DC pizza place.

Star Wars was a mindless action film series. You have to be smart to get and enjoy Star Trek pre Abrams.

It’s like he has some sort of fever

Could be worse:

500 days of Him, Her, and Him?

Prosciutto is okay, but Jamon Iberico or GTFO! Jamon Serrano if money is tight.

Maybe the “Clinton advisor” should direct his anger at Anthony Weiner & James Comey?

The worst is when you catch it (or any of a select list of movies) right at the end on TNT or whatever channel and its like 1130pm and you should have gone to bed an hour ago and the ending credits roll and they’re like “up next, the 5th element” and you’re like “FUCK. There goes Thursday.”