hythloth
Hythloth
hythloth

They end up scaping to the moon for safety but soon realize the moon is infested with aliens, and not regular aliens with the big head and eyes but the aliens in the movie Alien. And the whole shit show starts all over again. They start planet hopping in hopes of finding a safe galaxy

Cant believe how quickly this escalated.

‘Penny’ loafers i believe

I knew I should have been an engineer of some sort.

Im not furious, just terrified. My body cant concentrate on that other emotion at this moment.

Ohh wait for it, just wait.

I was thinking that the pee would explain his constant yellowish appearance.

I actually thought Kanye planned whole thing, I mean with all the stories of how he lost so much money and all.

This is the worst thing I have read this entire year! It will take several more just to go back to being sane again.

Milf me, maybe ?

That’s freaking expensive.

“Basically she told Kim to never, ever, contact her or her husband again and said stuff like she thought that the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

Her legs are probably very sweaty afterwards, could you imagine how hard it was to take them off, and the smell...

Great! Now I won’t have anything to hold on to  in the subway.

No it’s probably tofu minced with mushrooms or something, smothered in fake cheese ( prob tofu too) and marinara sauce.

Is this the real trump account? I really can’t tell the difference anymore.

Yeah cloning Hitler as we speak!