They end up scaping to the moon for safety but soon realize the moon is infested with aliens, and not regular aliens with the big head and eyes but the aliens in the movie Alien. And the whole shit show starts all over again. They start planet hopping in hopes of finding a safe galaxy

Okay, what do i have to do to become a ceo?

Thats not a boat!

Cant believe how quickly this escalated.

“Schutt’s book details various instances of animals for whom lovemaking and mealmaking are one in the same.”

‘Penny’ loafers i believe

I knew I should have been an engineer of some sort.

I always thought thete was something wrong with tha face, now thanks to you I know.

I bet is hosted on Geocities... Right? Tell me im right.

This is one hell of a story!

Im not furious, just terrified. My body cant concentrate on that other emotion at this moment.

Ohh wait for it, just wait.

I was thinking that the pee would explain his constant yellowish appearance.

How does he find the time! God so many things i havent done in this world.

Where can I aquire one?

I think I will be revisiting this movie again tonight.

Imo this is obligatory

I actually thought Kanye planned whole thing, I mean with all the stories of how he lost so much money and all.

This is the worst thing I have read this entire year! It will take several more just to go back to being sane again.