Totally... Also, not sure Sweet Baby Jesus is going to be super stoked on this probation.

Yea I agree except for how long it took the emergency response to get to the scene. He was in the car and unbuckled the kid before the first emergency person showed up.

Seriously, dad save of the year.

even if he knew the risk of being on probation or fines or being banned, what parent wouldn’t have still run in to save their child?

Oh, hell yeah. All day. 

Dad take: WORTH IT.

Does it hurt to walk around with that giant stick up your ass?

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

I’m So Woke I Bike Everywhere

If his review was of blazing saddles all it would talk about was how the racial jokes are unfunny.

Homophobic?
You mean HOMOEROTIC.
I say this because the Kutcher/Scott makeout scene was total spank bank material for lots of gay boys back then (in the days before free+easy online porn access).

What a ridiculous review. You are so offended by every little thing, how do you possibly make it through your day?

Or....”Im so WOKE, I cant find my car”

No and then!

And then?

Yeah, Shakespear was total garbage too, cause they didn’t allow women on stage. How DARE the past not live up to your contemporary indignation!

It’s like being stuck in traffic while going 200 miles an hour. While I don’t doubt that it’s stressful, calling NASCAR drivers “athletes” might be a bit of a stretch.

I know that.

Isn’t Rotten Tomatoes banning negative audience scores because of an alt-right Facebook page that has called on people to mark the film down?

Why the hell does it need to tell the Pentagon? Then Pentagon works for the White House, not the other way around, and international diplomacy (for whatever value of diplomacy you want to use) is a Presidential prerogative.