Wow... I never watched this show but reading your synopsis gave me an aneurysm. dafuq is going on?

Sorry but the weirdest thing I found about this whole story was, “...a 46-year old grandmother...”. Like... I know what it means and I can do math, but... a 46 year old grandmother?

DAFUQ, PEOPLE!?

#1 Chris will ALWAYS BE CHRIS KLEIN!!!!! I’m sick of you Jezebels stating differently!

Perhaps they should create better music and not be lame?? Or perhaps the male performer is a bigger headliner and draws more of a crowd? It would help if we knew who the male performer was, because if it was like say... Ryan Adams, they DEFINITELY should be paid more than him. But if it was JT, despite my not being…

Is that a restraining bolt? How barbaric.

We don’t need to MAGA or prayers, thanks.

Looks like someone was influenced by Peter Jackson’s masterpiece, “Meet the Feebles”.

I thought the same thing, but there’s a significant number of Trump supporters that claim Clinton committed collusion by accepting information from a Ukrainian government official about Paul Manafort’s illegal activities with the Russians. Only problem with that theory is that it was just one guy (from an official…

Whatever it is, I want to hug it, squeeze it, and smoosh his wittle face.

I saw a black guy at the mall. I had to call the cops.

dafuq?

You’re all wrong. The best Chris is Chris Klein. I don’t know why you continue on with this fake news!

Sounds a lot like Ra’s al Ghul to me... you know, except for being a roided out Grimace.

Wait wait wait... hold up... they’re remaking and gender swapping What Women Want?? Why the fuck would they do that?

oh for fuck’s sake.

I love how most of the kills are of FUCKING NAZIS!

Ok ok ok...I need to know what’s most important since I didn’t watch the Oscars.... Did Sam Rockwell dance when he won?

Such a great band name!