I believe that his segment was called “Old Man Yells at Clouds” and the CBS C-Suite loved it so much and found it so relatable that they remade the whole show in its image.

This guy: “He just kept a mentally-ill human in a cage and tortured them for a year, I’m sure he doesn’t pose a threat to society, let’s let him go”

I am fast coming to the conclusion that it’s not just that women are disregarded and disrespected, I think we are actively hated and this reveals itself through the legal system over and over. 

And he was dead for the last 1,000 which is when he finally reached the correct ‘emotional pitch’ for 60 minutes.  

Is this the result of male judges who buy their elections? Did the prosecutors sign-off on this? I hope there is outrage and election consequences.

And they try to say men don't hate us. And they try to say we have equality now.

Ah, yes. Andy Rooney, the original 2000 year old man.

I'm not even Oprah, and even I can't say her name without immense excitement and pride!!??

...didn’t 60 Minutes have Andy Rooney on for a million years?

I was hoping the last take was just “I’m Oprah, bitch”.

She’s oprah fucking whitney, she can’t whatever the fuck she wants, old white sexual harrassers shouldn’t tell women what to say.

Oh please. This was really about some crusty white guys who didn’t want to be outshined by one of the most famous black women in America, especially not for the sake of diversity.

Apparently, it wasn’t just her own name she declined to say with 60 Minutes’s requisite lifelessnes, but she was also told she had “too much emotion” in her voice while reporting out stories. “So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality — which, for me, is actually not such a good thing,”…

You’re telling me a show run by old white guys who let let numerous men get away with abusive behavior for years tried to sap the personality out of the most famous beloved person on the planet, a person who happens to be a black woman? I’m shocked. The most shocking development of my very very tired life. 

Fuck's sake, guys, wouldn’t it be easier to just not rape people?

Republicans certainly do, yet they still manage to win seats every election cycle.

This country absolutely loathes women.

Republicans operate on unchecked tribalism.

She’s gunna get off, no charges, no jail time, no nothing! America! Why isn’t Trump chiming in on this?

How is anyone convicted of a crime if all you have to say is, “I didn’t know.” It seems (to me) that it is the same defense Trump is using. I was always told that ignorance is not a valid defense and I’m pretty sure that regular people would be laughed at as they put on the orange suit. The fucking privilege of the…