I don’t pay ten grand a semester to have my classmates teach me. They’re all idiots and they can’t teach me shit.

I will bet you my hat, my cats and my car that this story was originally fully autobiographical and he’s so fucking stupid that something as basic as Ctrl+F eludes this motherfucker.

Yup.

Porn Storm was my runner up username.

I’m guessing he wanted to avoid child support/ any responsibility for the kid he was insisting she carry to term. It’s not like he’d have to explain to his parents (or the rest of his family)that he was giving up their grandchild for adoption, because he could probably avoid having them ever find out about it.

The only possible explanation for that accent is that Groundskeeper Willy and Jack Nicholson in The Depahted taught him to speak.

What American calls them “knickers”? What Brit says “ass” instead of “arse”?

“The teacher at the beginning told us there was no such thing as politically correct and we could say anything we wanted, then anytime I speak up, I get fustigated for being sexist”

HOW IS THIS GARBAGE PUBLISHED WHILE MY GENIUS STILL GOES UNACKNOWLEDGED.

This is the worst PG rated Tucker Max revisionist historical take I’ve ever seen

“launching pad for right-of-center counterculture.”

I’ll allow it. We’ll call it the Watterson Exemption. 

I am 300% certain that Tony was named Tyrone in the first draft.

It’s like how people think something, in this instance writing, is easy but when they actually put pen to paper/fingers to keys their work turns out a complete flaming bag of shit. Hell, what I just typed is prob dogshit, but that’s why I’m not a writer!

Whoops, I originally wrote here that it was self-published. Apparently the paperback is published by Liberty Island Press, which describes itself as a “launching pad for right-of-center counterculture.” Might as well be self-published.

I actually do kind of love it for real. Simple, direct, clear, sounds pretty much like something a real person would say. And it tells you EXACTLY who the speaker is.

“Scott, you are a good person, and you would make a wonderful father,” and “You will feel so blessed one day.”

I’m assuming this bitch is self-published, without the benefit of an editor’s gaze.

“I said that I thought it didn’t make any sense that somehow women’s liberation became about birth control. I said it seems like women sold out, because if they really wanted change, they should have changed society to fit them, rather than changing themselves to fit into society.”

The Undergraduate is the story of a chainsmoking, hard-drinking, guilt-ridden Catholic college student named William who gets a women pregnant and wants her to carry the pregnancy to term to later put the baby up for adoption. But instead, William reluctantly acquiesces to the woman’s wish to get an abortion, and for…

Speaking as an author, this line is pure gold, just the pinnacle of writing and word-crafting: She looked almost bohemian, but she wasn’t dirty or anything.