I don’t want him to die alone. I want to be there watching. 

When I lived in a Chicago, the conductor of a train I was on made an announcement that everyone was going to have to exit and wait for the next train because of an “incident.” Turns out the incident was some guy deciding to drop pants and take a shit right in the middle of the last car, and a local hero who saw what…

What’s it like to wake up and decide to be the guy who’s gonna go to bat for a dude who wouldn’t stop jerking off in front of a woman until she actually beat the fuck out of him?

Wow!  Thank you.  Thank you for making my day with what will definitely be the dumbest thing I come across today.  It’s entertaining whether you actually believe that or not.  I’m hoping not.  

You wouldn’t have the grounds. Any type of sexual contact OR behavior (doesn’t have to involve contact) that occurs without the explicit consent of the recipient is considered sexual assault. She had the right to defend herself.

We’re all pulling for you, Mayor Pete. 

I flush the toilets next to those people, just so the person on the other line hears.

Sixth sack goes in while the first sack goes out. Seems pretty efficient.

“But the punch made me even angrier. I wanted to kill him,” Vieira said.

MMA Fighter Beats Off Onlooker

Somewhere, there’s an incel form claiming the masturbator is the real victim. 

This is my dream, to be strong enough to fight off rapists and harassers. Life would be far less terrifying for women if we could do that.

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

Beating elicits beating.

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

They made the worst combo of a “clonk-slap-squish” sound when you walked in them. 

counterpoint: don’t!! we left these in the 90s and they need to stay there.

And in the same vein, these babies (and their close-toed bootie-style counterpart that I thought were the height of cool ca. 1999, but can’t seem to find a pic of):

My point is, in other cases, it's never the family's choice. A crime was committed, police investigate. Hell, they even had a confession. But it's just women's bodies, soyaknow.

Why is it so damn hard for people (cops included as “people”, provisionally) to grasp the idea that MINORS CANNOT CONSENT?  That if a participant was a minor, the act was NON-CONSENSUAL?