Also, how are they so sure that his mother was not, herself, murdered? 

If it’s true what I read earlier that he’s been “passed around for years” I’m extra-horrified. In that Madeline documentary, one of the (I believe) Portugal officials emphasized the number of sexually-exploitive images of children that can be found on the dark web, and how these children are held captive, but that…

It’s almost as if the Catholic Church is saying *just* enough things to sound open-minded, progressive, and modern to avoid having to do anything substantive.

I hope her former boss/co-star sees it, since he’s one of the biggest whiners out there.

Well, those people tend to be very sensitive to language that doesn’t conform to their politics and become immediately threatened when they hear it, so the media tends to walk on eggshells to avoid setting them off. If only there was a term for that

Oh, but he’s from Greece. The United States of America still needs to be purged by fire.

So much this. Took my girls (7 and 4) to their first hockey game a few months ago. This was AHL. Before the game we were looking at the Zambonis parked by the side of the rink and the security guard kinda laughed and gave them a little wave. We head back to our seats and about ten minutes later the same dude walks up…

I liked how the moment Giannis stands up, all the normal-sized humans around him kinda back off like he’d just tapped on the glass of their fish tank.

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

It certainly is high praise.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.

*Giannis looks at artwork*

Ab’sent

What’s with the random apostrophes in names these days? Tay’lor? Sha’ann?  You must all address me as Roo’Ty Too’TY from this day forward.

Yo - STOP BRINGING THESE SOCIOPATHS ON MORNING NEWS SEGMENTS. 

... it shows how well Fitzenhagen is listening.

The bills would require hotel staff to be trained in identifying signs of trafficking

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!