Guns are legal in the US, but I don't think shooting your phone is going to do much good.

Are your pockets full-grown, or are you just happy to see your buddies at the No Girls Allowed Club?

The Nice Guy crap is hilarious. So I'm obligated to give you a chance because you're "nice"? That's like trying to sell me a car by telling me it has wheels. Gotta do better than that.

I recently got into a fairly bad argument with my boyfriend over this. I have weekly meetings far away from where we live, and I go to them alone. After I'd been attending for a few weeks some of the men I see there pretty regularly started approaching me, some polite, some gross..I have been using the "Oh gee thanks…

Posted on the door:

Stamping his feet:

You're assuming he doesn't already have a chest freezer full of ex-dates.

Seriously. He's obviously unbalanced, how else do you explain all that angry verbal diarrhoea? He sounds manic. She dodged a bullet. Maybe literally.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

Patrick Bateman was better at hiding it.

Heaven only knows why she wasn't interested. Holy shit he's crazy.
He's like a real life Patrick Bateman.

Well, that changes everything!

So, would it be reasonable to continuously call his office until his people complain sooo much to him that he just says, you know what, fuck it! This shit is not worth it. Sorry Tommy, you're fired again.

Because "lonely geek wank-room" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

Fourteen year olds are known for the wisdom and insightfulness into their own lives.

Or: we don't even know if it's a fetus but this fourteen year old must have known

YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN JUST

How the shit can you "abandon" a miscarriage?