Today is a good day to be absolved of parental responsibility. Ka-Plah!

I just tell them it's pronounced Jay-Seuss@Gmail

Who would want to buy a disappointment? I can get that for free.

Quorum?

You're thinking of Adam Scott.

Air Bats!

Read the Wikipedia page and tell me if you still think they're harmless.

I think you mistyped 'much' but I'm now fascinated by the idea of Cruise playing a badass with a musical face.

Fingersmith was phenomenal, and The Handmaiden looks as though it might be at least it's equal.

Not in Giuliani's New York it ain't!

I don't know why he no longer does a show with Adam Carolla, as Dr. Drew is very much the Adam Carolla of medicine. You could argue that Dr. Drew is worse since he is at least somewhat responsible for the deaths of patients in his "care", but that just tells me you've never seen Carolla's comedy.

"…self proclaimed best nation in the world, is it too much to ask…"
It might not be too much to ask in the "Best" country in the world (should such a place exist), but it's a lot to ask from a country that is simply the loudest in proclaiming itself so.

Not if they're talking about the JJ Abrams directed episode it shouldn't.

Syntheroids

So can someone who's watched the trailer explain to me what the "and Roger Moore as Lloyd" thing is about? Was it in his contract that he had to be referred to as both actor and character or something?

Spooky! Scary! Bleh…

Man, you guys are making me feel like I'm back home in Kuala Lumpur. I'm tearing up.

My theory is that anyone who makes their children participate in Toddlers & Tiara's type pageants is a creepy monster.

"I think I read there was legal precedent for it."
Now I'm confused. What?

The size of the apartment is second only to papa Khan being Chandra's deliveryman. That really stood out in a show that's generally very naturalistic.