There's a "no true Scotsman" joke to be made but I'm too busy avoiding lasers and hurricanes to put it together.

Too much hate from people who don't understand that this is meant to be a super-meta exploration of, and commentary on, all the bad Stephen King adaptations we've had over the years.

It's true that crews filming shows about people on the autism spectrum can be oblivious to their effect on other's backyards.

"…kids shows" Great, so we're finally getting an animated adaptation of The Unfunnies!
Ugh. Mark Millar's writing is the literary equivalent of that Rob Liefeld Captain America drawing where his ribcage has gigantism.

It may be apocryphal, but I've heard that in Soviet Russia, last names have you.

Of all the nicknames for your genitals, why "a wax museum"? No, maybe it's better if you don't tell me.

The poorly done misspellings and childish attempt at "childish" penmanship make me wonder about the chain of events that led to this artifact coming into existence. If we could just follow every step; from the last bit of ink being jotted down, all the way back to three or four minutes previous, when the idea bloomed…

Based on my experience working there, it's where high school kids go to engage in light reading and heavy petting. Maybe it's changed in the last 15 years, I don't know.

So you think he meant GoT the books, then?

Awesome! Not to get into my personal problems, but I could really use that hundred.

The Mist is like a vampire in that you have to invite it in… and also in that it can turn into a mist.

Well maybe if Eve didn't want to be judged, she shouldn't have fucked the Mist on the first date in the back of his dad's Plymouth Fury at the old Indian burial ground. Just sayin'…

I read that as band-aid thieves; now I want to live in a country where racist grandparents implore you to lock the medicine cabinet.

I thought the exact same thing re: woke queer bestie. He raped her and blamed it on the Homecoming King. Whether to teach her a lesson about what the town is really like or to punish football cliche for being too perfect, or because he doesn't see consent, he just sees personality.
The writers also dug in with the…

Maybe this is how the writers intend to build suspense. I'm so flabbergasted at the poor writing and acting that I completely missed the obvious connection.

How's about an "alleged" before assailant? The only person who claims to know what happened later intends to lie about Mia threatening him because she called him a freak.

Hey, that Netflix executive knocked over his own table!

Sorry if I gave the impression I was disagreeing with you, I wasn't. Your choice of phrase just gave me a hook to hang my snark on. :)

Judging by her appearance, Nora contracted albinism in the departure world. I thought the makeup work just wasn't up to an entire episode of facial close ups. And why show her naked as a young woman and then naked as an apparently miraculously well preserved older woman? I don't get it.

But the departure itself confirms the existence of the supernatural.