Sat——uh——lite

Worse every week.

Thanks a lot for making me relive the pain, Oliver. In 1998 I was just about to sell my script. Tushing Pin was a heartwarming drama about a ragtag bunch of misfits who come together to win the World Series of Bowling, but once Cusack dropped out, no one at the studio would return my calls. Although, now that I think…

Its in common usage among people who wouldn't have the wit to shorten Jezebel Lesbians into Jezbians. I don't have much of a problem with Jezebel, and I have even less against lesbians, but come on! Jezbians!

Tony Danza is just kicking himself for signing up with Marco Rubio now.

When Naz quotes back Stone's "Subtle Beast" to his dad, did you folks take the father's not understanding as lack of comprehension due to English not being his first language, or more like, "My son just said this detective was a subtle beast, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

Regardless of how graphic either of us would wish to get, those ways might not apply to someone who gets horny when you accidentally stab them through the hand. Snark aside, the D.A. could claim the sex was consensual and then Naz flipped out. I could be wrong, but based on the "deep roots in Pakistan" comment, I…

Um, I was promised I wouldn't believe what this former president looks like now. But, actually, I do believe it, so…

Wait, so you're saying England never landed on the moon? Consider my mind blown.

Having read the comic I guess it's sort of interesting, changing Cassidy till he's somewhat sympathetic, but I'm not really on board for the Jesse Custer, World's Worst Sentient Being, thing the writers seem so invested in here.

Well, we know it wasn't Team Rocket.

…"The fact that this movie is available on DVD only"

…is my new username. Thanks

If he hijacked that plane in order to get funding for Steven Universe, I guess I'm all for it. I'll admit I was thrown when Hanging With Mr. Cooper came out, but I guess he was playing the long game.

Cassidy tells Jesse he’s a 185 year old vampire….
I believe he said 105, which would make more sense, given his age during the Easter rising.

A crippling case of Andorian Osteoporosis?

All this time I thought you were being beneficent to me because I 'm lovely! Now I feel so low.

Having actually read Scarlet, I can tell you that the Emmanuelle series shows a better grasp of contemporary American politics.

I think its time to start shopping my "Blackstone, Super-Magician" script.

I'm guessing it's about a band teacher who fucks all of his students, and then they get cancer?