Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

And fuck all the local football leagues, like the English FA and the Dutch KNVB for being sad cunts who don’t have the balls to step away from the FIFA and this tournament.

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

03/21? Damn, they move fast. I can’t get anyone in the bureaucracy at my school to respond to any email in two weeks, let alone fire a coach.

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

This goes beyond “not being a nice person.” He assaulted a producer for the show for 30 seconds. No matter how much money you bring in, workplace violence tends to get people fired.

On July 10th, 2014, a small, mysterious game called "Do Not Believe His Lies" was uploaded to the iOS app store. Since then, over 40,000 people have downloaded the app. Nobody has beaten it. Hell, nobody quite knows what it is, either.

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

I was just talking about discipline with our pediatrician.

Na na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy.....

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

This. A million fucking times.

Or how about,

The airline in question has stated that this rumor is "false" and "a fabrication."

Christine, I'm beginning my transition at age 46. It's been really, really hard, but I'm starting, and I think I can do it. I have a good friend who is also starting to transition, and a co-worker my age who began her transition just last year. It is never, never, never too late. If you haven't been to a counselor,…

Christine,