Sam Jackson in The Hobbit would be brilliant. "ELVISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Isn't anyone else kind of rooting for him getting shot on the doorstep of the person he's delivering the painting to, because they felt threatened?

"Once she had her children—Hunter and Forrest, who were named after two characters in Lisa Frank's multi-chromatic menagerie (a leopard cub and a tiger cub, respectfully)—Frank worked from home and rarely participated physically in the office."