See, I was thinking more “Rosie, if she did a lot of coke.”

By “agricultural beauty pageants” I assume you mean for like, horses or rare Texas Longhorns? Please mean that?

I can’t wait until these things are relegated to the dustbins of history.

For real. She also verified that he is very good at talking a lot about nothing, and that he hangs out with very intelligent people.

He may be woke, but that didn’t stop him from trying to play footsie under the table with my girlfriend while her boyfriend was RIGHT THERE next to her.

OMG yes. I am petite with a c-cup and would LOVE to have a decent, tailored button down. Why is it so hard???

So it’s in the bargain basket?

Eh, Australia, New Zealand, tomato, tomahto...

Don’t bury the lede.

I feel that way pretty much anywhere between downtown and Palm Springs. I drive through it as fast I can.

I believe that is one of those family of dog breeds known as “pillow.”

Who even buys juice instead of juicing their own organic CSA box fresh oranges picked hours earlier by fair-wage, shade-grown, on-the-path-to-citizenship workers?

Your puns need polish.

Auto-tune: worst thing ever to happen to music.

Why do you hate the environment?

Is there ANYTHING about this man that makes you think he is living in 2016?

Maybe, but he wouldn’t get .50c back on the dollar as the article implies.

Maybe, but no way does a charitable contribution net you .50c on the dollar as the article implies.

“According to the Daily Mail, the fact that Depp donated this money directly to the charities themselves means that he’ll get a tax break, recouping half the money that he donated on Heard’s behalf”

Agreed.