Who even buys juice instead of juicing their own organic CSA box fresh oranges picked hours earlier by fair-wage, shade-grown, on-the-path-to-citizenship workers?

Your puns need polish.

Auto-tune: worst thing ever to happen to music.

Why do you hate the environment?

Is there ANYTHING about this man that makes you think he is living in 2016?

Maybe, but he wouldn’t get .50c back on the dollar as the article implies.

Maybe, but no way does a charitable contribution net you .50c on the dollar as the article implies.

“According to the Daily Mail, the fact that Depp donated this money directly to the charities themselves means that he’ll get a tax break, recouping half the money that he donated on Heard’s behalf”

Agreed.

Eh.

It’s yours.

Preventing women from wearing burqas and burkinis is like banning hair loss and thinking you are curing cancer.

Why do the French love skin cancer?

They don’t know jack.

Here’s one, and another. I tell you though, read them at your peril - I can barely stand to peruse the headlines.

I’ve been drunk hundreds of times, and yet I’ve never raped anyone.

Persky is the target of several recall efforts; his critics argue that he sentences defendants in sex crime cases far too leniently, especially if the defendants are wealthy and/or white.

Given that I am half her age and still can’t make it past 10:30pm anymore, I say good on ya, lady. Rest all you need to.

But goddamn imagine spending your *childhood* on hardcore antipsychotics for some made up bullshit, withdrawling from them and realizing what it’s like to live your life outside of a fog.

Right, I don’t think it’s new, I just think it’s more common than previously reported or guessed. This is the third story this month I’ve read about an apparent Munchausen-by-proxy situation.