Ron—a true car enthusiast

Nobody needs a Ferrari SUV, just like nobody needs a Porsche Cayenne, a Bentley Bentayga, a Rolls Royce Cullinan or a Lamborghini Urus.

That quote, along with all his talk of what he plans to do (sell some more cars, build a pole barn, work on a few cars, etc.) are classic hoarder rhetoric. Hoarders have always got a rationalization, and they’re always thinking of that next thing that they’re of course going to do but never actually get around to…

THIS.

Exactly, his low mileage cars were rotten pieces of shit.

He has plenty left that should be scrapped, so if he scrapped any that shouldn’t have been, that’s on him.

Of course not.  

I’d absolutely drive one of those. Maybe not in yellow, but I’d love to have a Mercedes hot hatch. The GLA45 I had for a day was an absolute fucking riot.

“Why should I change my name? HE’S the one who sucks!”

Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is, kick someone’s ass the first day, or become someone’s bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

Oh sure, smoke one blunt, and the Americans try to throw you in prison.

[fills in “rant against free-standing infotainment screens” on Jalopnik bingo card]

Why don’t you give that lunatic your car. For free. He’s going to need it. If you don’t, you’re literally ruining his life, don’t you know.

So now he lost the truck, has to pay for the damage inflicted (his insurance certainly won’t be paying after this video), the damage to an expensive tow truck, court fees, legal fees and more. Brilliant.

“Car repossessions are major bummers, and they happen all too often in a climate where auto dealerships prey on the financially vulnerable.”

oh eat shit

A 10 year old Aston Martin Vantage. Looks better than the Maserati and you won’t be perceived as a douche.

Alfa Romeo 4C or Guillia

But couldn’t you use those dozen of hours to do way more fun things with your girlfriend.  I mean video games are great and all but when the wife and I are blessed with simultaneous free time without any need to get work done or attend to a child,  video games are the last thing we are gonna be doing  

Denial comes first