That car strictly had appeal to people who have Tweety Bird tattoos and a meth habit.

They shouldn’t be staying if they think the water is gonna get that high.  

Never heard of extension cords ?

...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts.

You know it’s bad when getting a middleman to deal with a middleman is a more desirable method.

Call the dealer from their own parking lot and then walk in and when they tell you the car was sold after you called, you can tell them you just called 5 min ago from the parking lot.

If I owned a Figaro, and somebody asked me what it was, I would immediately pose like an opera singer and belt out...

All y’all can suck it. Because this was the only way to get a good-looking Golf in coupe form in the States for some time. And one of the only liftback coupes left, as well. Everybody here bitches about boring cars, then cheers when someone kills off a weird, interesting car that could have just been a commuter. Boo.

Does this mean it will stop production in Mexico in the year 2060?

Man,

How could I forget about all those homebuilt 300-Mile-Range Electric Cars built in garages that can be cranked out at a rate of hundreds per week, warrantied to last as much as 100k miles, full furnished interiors loaded with Android Auto and air conditioning, can quick charge using international standards, meet…

Mr. Orlove:

Looks like Orlove is subbing for Torch this week...

“a hole in the water you throw money into...”

Then Ford should be picked apart as being the bad guy in this.  Forcing cities to give HUGE tax breaks for some hope of maybe more tax revenue is a grift and elected officials should stop falling for it.  In fact it should be made illegal.  

It just defies all logic that it would be possible to not notice you pushing a car in front of you like that. I mean, there’s the obvious speed differential - in the video the truck pushing the car is going 5-15mph slower than everyone else. There’s also a literal cloud of smoke coming from the front of the truck. I…

Dads with boats drive Cadillacs.

Now what they should do as part of the rental, is offer the rental fee back toward the purchase of a new Porsche within 12 months.

“its new ‘iStream’ chassis” 

What about gasses?
- vaporize your water when you arrive at the airport
- gently guide your cloud of mist through the security checkpoint
- condense into an empty water bottle
/s

Seriously though, what’s too complicated about bringing an empty water bottle and filling it in the terminal? There’s no way a frozen water…