You were supposed to take it seriously. Not literally.

See also: dresses. People think that I wear dresses all the time in order to look fancy, professional, and stylish. The real reason is that when you pick a dress, you don’t need to worry about anything matching, and (when you’re at home at least) you can lounge around in any position and still be comfortable.

Big deal. They’ve been using something fancier at the Jeffersonian for, like, almost 12 seasons.

Fascio is the italian word for “bundle” from which “Fascism” derives. These guys also pray “union”.

Let’s see who gets to complete Fascism first: