Sorry to hear you got laid off. I had starts and stops in my career before I got a job I have now. I’ve been here for four years now. Hopefully you can find long term, full time employment.

If I was a deer I’d rather never hear the gunshot that killed me than die the way most of them do in nature. Either by succumbing to illness and starvation or being ripped open while still alive by predators.

I had a Funemployment phase and it sucked. I was unemployed for a year and felt useless. Eventually I got depressed and wanted to do something valuable with my time.

See, unlimited time off is a trick. You’re not like lounging around all day, you’re doing back breaking labor to keep yourself alive and housed. Give me my standard 9-5 without student debt any day of the week.

She probably thought she was marrying money and ended up with Scrooge instead.

Anyone who went to Catholic school knows nuns aren’t to be fucked with.

And to think Hillary called the Republicans a basket of deplorables. I can’t imagine how she ever got an idea like that in her head.

Her mother was the last good governor we’ve had in Texas.

I had the most interesting discussion with a pro-Trump guy about this today. He’s very much anti-DACA as “immigration reform”

JAYONNAISE

Ohh, just fuck alla you old twat-bros who are STILL trying to shush women instead of listening to them and answering their fucking questions.

Trump is a never-nude, while Bannon is ever-sick.

Um. I bought a couple of scrunchies a couple of years ago, as recommended to me by my hair stylist for pulling my hair back without causing damage while I slept.

A white man could fly a jet into a skyscraper and he’d be “A victim of GPS recalculation.”

Really? I find a lot of online stores don’t list measurements as completely as I’d like, which is part of the reason I hate that I have to buy at least some of my wardrobe online. I have a ridiculously long torso for my height and it’s really frustrating to me how many shops don’t say how long their tops are. It’s…

Well, it could be argued that all births are ethically ambiguous in an over-populated world, etc., but I understand your point. Your birth circumstances are specific, and that’s what we’re talking about.

I believe that there are as many reactions to adoption, IVF, test tube conceptions, and basic old traditional…

My sister is adopted and has her own complex set of feelings about that that I’m familiar with. I think the main difference is there are many kids who need families, and this is a case of a family using science/donors to make their own kid with any means necessary (and lots of them lying about it - only 1 in 10 people…

Because the Mon Cal cruiser was massive and expensive. And it simply disabled Snoke’s dreadnought for a time. Missiles are effective because they go fast, but consider the speed of the cruiser to what it might have done at sublight... it actually only did, what, two or three times its possible sublight damage, plus…

even better than calling her dad to tell her how to kick ass: she calls her dad, explains the situation, and as he starts to tell her how to kick ass, she says, “Dad, I’ve got that. I was just calling to remind you to take your meds.”