Gah!

This was a terrible read. It was like you wrote it with a thesaurus by your side trying to string together words and sentences that sounded “intellectual” and “deep”.

Jerrah’s got Jason pounded into just the right degree of malleability, and doesn’t want to start over now.

The only tears I shed when Romo’s corpse was hauled off to the crematorium were tears of unbridled joy.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

George Lucas’s Star Wars work is all a pastiche of classic science fiction - much of it by Keith Laumer, some by H. Beam Piper. Jar Jar was a poor translation of the aliens in the Retief series. C3PO was a middlin’ ripoff of Magnan from the Retief series. The Porgs and the Ewoks are thinly disguised Fuzies from H.…

I definitely believe in ghosts.

Vs Dal

I fondly recall fellow Giants fans scolding me for condemning their off-season moves, which involved sitting stationary on draft day to take a tight end they didn’t need, all while leaving an offensive line unit that was a disaster in the making fully intact. “WHO DID YOU WANT THEM TO GET BRO? THIS ISN’T FANTASY BRO.”

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

I honestly wonder how much of ESPN’s recent actions against Jemele Hill are partially motivated by ESPN trying to undercut the MESPN/too liberal narrative that some anti-ESPN conservative outlets (Clay Travis, FS1) are pushing.

Garrett doesn’t call the plays but yeah, it was a terrible decision. It was 2nd and 1 so they had 3 chances to run that 1 yard, pick up the 1st down and take a lot more time off before throwing for the endzone.

Confirmed and it totally makes sense why. These people identify with Rick because he’s the ultimate real world narcissistic power fantasy. I’m a fucking genius and I’m surrounded by idiots who don’t understand me so I deal with it through edgy humor and callous, dickish behavior. Rick & Morty is a smart show and I…

Is there a more sensitive to criticism, whiny, passive aggressive persona in sports than the NBA superstar??

This sentence is incredible:

Maybe he’s just mad that even with all his money he cant do anything about that fat neck.

Wimp

i maintain the Take that Draymond and Iggy are the only good Warriors. All of the other ones can kick rocks.

Embiid could play his entire career and not get a fraction of this thing’s blocks.