I was thinking this would make a good bot, anytime there’s an article about the NFL and punishment, it tweets “I trust the NFL to make the right decision and mete out whatever discipline is warranted by their investigation.” but then I realized that would just be almost every NFL beat writer’s twitter.

Mickey, you’re a snarky ignorance fleshbot whose purpose in design is to miss the point on things.

Okay, now we’re getting somewhere.

Again, I really don’t understand the issue here, why it’s so hard for you Packers truthers to accept that they have the best ownership structure a fan could hope for, along with the Saskatchewan Roughriders. The local community owns its team. Not a syphilitic mega-criminal, not a soulless corporation. The fans who…

See, that doesn’t even apply. For someone to be a mark, there has to be a predator there to take advantage.

I would. Gladly. Instead of having it owned by a Mike Brown or Bud Adams. In a minute I would. It would be my team, not some obscene decrepit plutocrat’s. And if you want to stand on the sidelines, save $500 and worship Jerry Jones, fill your boots.

Mickey, you’re a snarky ignorance fleshbot whose purpose in design is to miss the point on things. You’re not the first and not the last to point out that the Packers stock isn’t really quite stock, that it’s a mere fun purchase like a vanity plate you can snap your suspenders at. Everyone understands this.

Don’t worry, this year they will magically make it to the Superbowl and win it all, because it’s in Minnesota. It’s all written down.

Ha! If McCarthy could he would. Year after year they’re too small on defense. Capers response? Bunch of small white dudes and a secondary that covers as well as a wet paper towel.

I kinda love how people single out the Cowboys for signing or drafting asshole players as if half the roster of every other team in the league isn’t made up of the same kind of asshole.

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

I am shocked — SHOCKED, I say — that Roger Goodell so utterly bungled this. Considering his track record with this kind of thing, you’d expect him to have swiftly and efficiently uncovered the full, unvarnished truth and delivered a carefully considered, thoughtful punishment based on the purest intentions of a good…

This is a tempting theory, but come on. Goodell’s not that smart.

I don’t think they are that sophisticated, I’d go with Hanlon’s razor on this one and they are just incompetent.

I honestly can’t think of how the Pats article is going to go. What’s the angle that makes it funny without being bitter? I think it’s going to focus on easy targets like the lower rungs of Pats fandom and Brady’s nutritionist / guru.