He is 66...people get wrinkled. He seems like a major douchebag but that’s irrespective of his wrinkles for sure.

I hate to break it to you, nothing prepares you to care for an ill spouse. It’s pretty fucking hard.

I think they use them to see who gets intimidated, vs. who gets “their panties in a bunch”, vs. who “is a cool girl”. I didn’t say anything- I just hung up a picture of a penis. A HUGE penis. I think I made my point.

I feel terrible for Sinead. I grew up in Ireland and watched her go from a really strong, talented young woman who always had to guts to talk to power and took responsibility for way more than it was really her job to carry, to someone who just seemed to feel constantly harassed and lost in life, and with good reason.…

This is a shit storm of awful and a distressing read but only a small section of what she wrote. She blames her whole family, friend base and children for wanting to kill herself. She’s clearly been unwell and struggles with mental health and has done for quite a while. I hope she gets help that works for her and she…

“I’m a strong, tough, rugged, urban man who can stomach the gritty violence and strong themes of films like The Revenant, because I walk the mean streets of the naked city every day. I’m an apex predator and the metropolis is my pre...OH COME ON YOU GUYS, STOP BEING SO MEEEAAAAAN! It really hurts my feelings.”

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

I would be so excited to be the tooth fairy

A little respect for those of us who literally cannot have any caffeine ever, please.

Eye contact... I don’t know if it was shyness, A.D.D. , lack of self-confidence, or all the above, but I didn’t consciously look people in the eye until college.

It must be Death. Obviously, he was beyond Acceptance or Bargaining.

Knowing Michigan this is probably just a faked gay love triangle shovel beating, intended to cover up a straight love triangle shovel beating.

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

He was on vacation. He and Boo Boo needed time apart.

Excuse me, but I believe that bear was actually named Yogi, and he only ate the kayak because he had mistaken it for a pickanick basket.

Yeah. And in a number of states, the comdemned are given no special last meal at all. I don’t know why that bothers me so much, but it does. It feels like such a petty, small-minded abdication of humanity on top of the enormous one about to be done.

This is such a weird question. Ignoring the fact that is written assuming that only straight men will be taking it, what if the guy has kids with his wife/girlfriend? In that case it would almost be irresponsible to choose his own mother over his children’s.

I thought the same thing, but it really has to do with boys getting much more broad representation of different costumes and girls getting typecasted. There is no need for this shit anymore.

I don’t want my damn tax dollars paying for your whore cancer pills! #thanksobama