Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

I desperately want a shirt that says ‘Jesus take the wheel and the lube’...

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…

There is no way this withstands legal challenges. It’s not only an invasion of privacy, but it’s an imposition on medical professionals. Doctor’s job is not to “investigate”. This is the kind of “oppressive regulation” Republicans claim to be against.

It’s easy - stuff is expensive, so to save money they’ll just stop paying for stuff and give the money back to the billionaires that “earned” it. Then everyone will be equally free to go starve to death under an overpass, or to die in childbirth - men and women, rich and poor alike!

I’ve heard the same thing about asbestos lawsuits! Poor, innocent corporations...

That sounds awful, but still not as bad as the anti-union propaganda I’m forced to watch as a manager. Did you know that unions exist to make as much money as possible off of their members while destroying innocent corporations?

I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

I scored 7 on the list. Fortunately I think creationism is bullshit and I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

Can we keep an eye on him without having to look directly at him? I don’t want to punish my eyes.

That’s actually sort of romantic...Unlike dialing and harassing random women, which is just...gross.

This recalls an apparently not uncommon way for men to meet women in Saudi Arabia (decades ago) where discourse between women and men is highly restricted in some areas. A man and a woman might signal interest to each other, and then the man would ‘drop’ or leave a cell phone (purchased for this purpose) close to the…

This was a classic private equity takeover, sell-off-the-parts, then bankrupt the company deal, engineered by none other than our new Secretary of the Treasury, STEVE MNUCHIN.

the people with “life changing” injuries. They are the ones we should hear about, but we usually don’t. the dead are dead, and therefore easily quantifiable. But the ones that are living- they suffer, and have a terrible time ahead of them.

You’re probably one of those annoying tourists with their annoying selfie-sticks:

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

What the actual fuck?!?

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Anecdotal, but most of the patients I assess for opiate detox report they were prescribed opiates first, then became dependent and ended up moving to heroin because it is much cheaper. It is rare to get the folks who just decided one day that heroin would be fun.