hyperionrules
HyperionRules
hyperionrules

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my

Stay at home Dad here...with 2 kiddos and #3 on the way. I feel that there is a HUGE gender bias against male stay at home parents, but whatever I like it and my kiddos are happy.

Mathematically, you’re absolutely right. A refund is an interest free loan to the government. Owing taxes is an interest free loan *from* the government. But the problem is that if you take too big of a loan from the government, they penalize you.

I always felt that the home console is what killed it more than the price increase. I remember not seeing a game over quarter until home systems started to look and play better than the arcade machines. The increase probably happened due to arcade owners trying to make up the lost plays due to the home versions.

“every guy”? Come on.

I feel like drinking with you would be an awful experience.

“Upholding the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty may entitle your family to significant financial compensation!”

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

Seriously! It’s frustrating. This is why we need to stay loud - so they cannot act like none of their choices were connected to their fate. They would never have second guessed a Trump nominee if not for liberal backlash.

I know, right? It’s like, man, there’s enough porn on the internet to satisfy ten thousand deviant fantasies but dem tiddies and I end up whipping it out. Every time.

Sorry, just wanted to say that I loved this show when I was a kid and used to sing the theme song all the time; when TV shows started being released on DVD, one of my friends bought me the first season of this and it was like the best gift ever.

I would go for the Barbara Streisand personal underground shopping mall personally... During quiet moments I work on my layout sketches...

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Time mostly, 3 star and lower quickly become useless at average level about half way through the campaign. Luckily it’s not too expensive (speaking in game earned currency not real money) to upgrade them to 4 stars but having to level them up to 20 first and collecting enough feathers for the upgrade when you’re

Yes sir. I’m originally from Southern California so I thought I knew bad traffic. Nope. DC is its own hell-hole. Unlike So Cal where volume creates the traffic, DC doesn’t have the infrastructure to meet demands. It literally only has one freeway in it and it’s not very conveniently located unless you live in

Name checks out

Yesterday I caught myself thinking “why do I still play this game?” I never come across rare pokemon unless I’m by the water, or hatching eggs. It takes forever to get stardust, and leveling the pokemon up just means the battles will last a little less time when I do eventually get to a gym that isn’t already lvl 10

California may save this country. I’m sorry I ever wished you would fall into the ocean.

I cannot recall the last time I went into a GameStop and actually made a purchase. Of the few times I was at a mall or near a GameStop location and went inside it was... aggressive.

You could be right about everything you said. Like, they could name a school after you and teach a syllabus formed from your waking thoughts because you’re so right. The knowledge gleaned there could lead to cures for cancer, ALS, Alzheimer’s, and the Kardashians.