Did you tears help the plants grow?

Is it sad that I know your username is a play on a ST:TNG reference? Yes. It is.

I know it’s not why you posted but good on you for the work you do.

Exactly this. I am a foreclosure defense attorney. While not your background, it means I deal with dense, dry work for desperate people. Just give me a stupid comedy at the end of the day and I’ll be just fine.

Ugh, you’re annoying.

I’ve never quite understood going to the movies to see reality. Like, people just talking or working, or doing yard work. You’ve got this amazing screen, sound system, etc., and it’s being used for the mundane. If I’m plopping down $10-$12 for a movie, I want to see intergalactic battles, Ant-Man swinging an airplane,…

The problem is that something like La La Land is rendered pointless when I can just go to Pornhub and watch a 5 minute video of a guy jerking himself off. 

But there’s no accounting for taste, the general audience in America considers Marvel movies to be the pinnacle of cinema at the moment.

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

Stay at home Dad here...with 2 kiddos and #3 on the way. I feel that there is a HUGE gender bias against male stay at home parents, but whatever I like it and my kiddos are happy.

Mathematically, you’re absolutely right. A refund is an interest free loan to the government. Owing taxes is an interest free loan *from* the government. But the problem is that if you take too big of a loan from the government, they penalize you.

I always felt that the home console is what killed it more than the price increase. I remember not seeing a game over quarter until home systems started to look and play better than the arcade machines. The increase probably happened due to arcade owners trying to make up the lost plays due to the home versions.

“every guy”? Come on.

I feel like drinking with you would be an awful experience.

“Upholding the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty may entitle your family to significant financial compensation!”

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

Seriously! It’s frustrating. This is why we need to stay loud - so they cannot act like none of their choices were connected to their fate. They would never have second guessed a Trump nominee if not for liberal backlash.

Sorry, just wanted to say that I loved this show when I was a kid and used to sing the theme song all the time; when TV shows started being released on DVD, one of my friends bought me the first season of this and it was like the best gift ever.

You could be right about everything you said. Like, they could name a school after you and teach a syllabus formed from your waking thoughts because you’re so right. The knowledge gleaned there could lead to cures for cancer, ALS, Alzheimer’s, and the Kardashians.