I could wait till 2 am, hiding in a closet eating my cake... and they’d still know. “Daddy... do you have cake in there? can we have some?” Nooooooooooooo

Yeah I’m the primary caretaker of my twin girls thanks to an early retirement and side work I’m able to do from home. Nothing makes me roll my eyes harder than the “poor Dad’s caring for their children!” nonsense.

I work from home/partially retired and watch my twin girls every day. (the working from home comes once my wife gets home... the days of being able to get anything done with them around are long gone now that naps are over.) For that I should get at leaaaaast 6 cakes. Maybe 7. Actually 10, to ensure I have some after…

I especially loooooove all these Republicans who all of a sudden are sooooooo concerned about women’s rights in the Middle East, Africa and other places. Fuck off with your talking point, you didn’t give a shit about it until you heard someone else say that, and you don’t give a shit about it now.

He’s old and unhealthy, don’t you want to be alive in a time without Trump???

Maybe she’s guest starring on Legends of Tomorrow or Flash after the inauguration and doesn’t have time to change?