I hope you enjoy getting the rhetorical shit kicked out of you here, because this is going to be an unfriendly audience, but I’m absolutely with you here.

I’ve worked security at a pro sports venue as a second job for a number of years now, and I can state the following things:

1.) I am not a “guy who failed at being a…

I’ve always wondered where this idea comes from that lawsuits are (a) easy to file, and (b) usually baseless. Having worked for a personal injury law firm, I can assure you that it’s difficult to find a lawyer who will take a baseless claim. We rejected people with demonstrably legitimate claims all the time just…

Or "Doorman" from Paranatural...