Football season is coming.

He’s a NASCAR fan, doesn’t that disqualify from being able to make informed consent?

Do you know how fucked up something has to be for an Australian to consider it “uninhabitable?” They live in a continent that is filled with wildlife that wants to kill them and everything else. Hell, a dingo will eat a baby before it gets killed by a poisonous snake that is then killed by a platypus that is then…

Oregon football players, take note, all you have to lose are your shackles.

This might complicate the SEC’s relationship with the NCAA.

Jesus, he even has shitty grammar like your average knuckle dragger.

He's really selling hard to that Boomer scum Little Jimmy Dolan.

Citizens United was written without tangible legal precedent so the 1% could buy politicians through unlimited spending. They made that shit up out of wholecloth.

One of the Rooney's will try and brow beat Goodell to give him another chance.

As a Buckeye fan, I can only kick furniture in frustration.

He still won't beat Dan Snyder in a worst owner contest.

My first beer was Schoengling’s Little Kings. I was 4.

Fuck you, Leitch.

Oklahoma or as the late great Bartcop used to call it: K-drag.

Of course it's Florida.

It’s kinda weird to see do the Roman Salute in unison, but it's also very hypnotic.

Me after reading the headline: “Of course they do.” Lupica should have died in Vietnam to spare us of his insufferable baby boomer bullshit. In hindsight, Lupica is the poster child for abortion.

To be fair to Tebow, Jesus hung out with and spoke whores, thieves, and various unsavory elements of Palestinian society in his time. And I can think of no place better than the GOP Convention to do that. Sex workers excluded from my comments.

Given the racial makeup of the players in question let's be happy they aren't referred to as chattel.

I had food poisoning a week ago, I only made it to a trash can in the restroom. The poor laborer they brought into that job site forgot to put a trash bag liner in the damned can. I ran away from the scene of that tragedy though, the next time I went to the restroom the laborer remembered to put a liner in the can.