I had food poisoning a week ago, I only made it to a trash can in the restroom. The poor laborer they brought into that job site forgot to put a trash bag liner in the damned can. I ran away from the scene of that tragedy though, the next time I went to the restroom the laborer remembered to put a liner in the can.

I’m SO glad I didn't work in the insurance industry. Hell, bounty hunters have more ethics.

a systemic failure at all levels.

My parents watch Fox News and the badge sniffing bullshit will play well with America’s worst generation, the baby boomers, so be for warned.

Are they doing a “weekend at Bernie’s” with Lisa Lopez?

A little less honesty, or at the very least, better phrasing.

Hey, quit your bitching. Those Ayn Rand educational endowments don’t come cheap, and how else are you going to come up with the money to condition people to think the ultra wealthy’s interest is also their interest. In all seriousness who in the hell is running this thing, Mr. Krabs?

Wow, I can't wait till this article appears on Fox News. The idiot baby boomers that watch that shit might die off from pout rage.

I can hear the backcourt of the Bulls knees creak from here.

The 1988 election between Bush and Dukakis. My Dad is a boomer gun nut that only cares about that shit, but not anything else.

I think you're sandbagging the southern cities. But Cincinnati would crack the top 25.

This is what the post Bird Celtics line up must be like for Simmons watches the team.

Mozgov will be missed. He strongest Russian, second only to Putin.

I can’t get over the fact they call a 5'9" tall guy “Hulk.”

I wonder what the other .2% were watching?

Why in the hell are most white Georgia politicians pink?

Only 7, apparently talent skips a generation.

Yeah, but Cleveland won the NBA forcing God to keep Bayless here on Earth so he could have to explain himself to the rest of us.

If they could rid themselves of the metal bats they could dominate the minor league market.

And the final call still won’t top Bob Uecker’s in Major League.