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When Irving hit that three, I almost danced on the bar.

I have a union meeting in Toledo and can't wait to see the Cleveland guys.

The woman:”I’m never washing this jersey!”

Wow, little Jimmy Dolan screwed the pooch on this whole. Well New York can suck it.

Give him a break. He's from Minnesota, anything that comes from a bowl to him should only require a spoon to eat out of it.

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The unofficial song of this article. PS, as an Ohioan I hugged a complete stranger so hard last night I picked him up off the ground.

Skip Bayless hates kittens.

Game 7 was his best game of the series. But it was nowhere as good as his regular season performance. That being said his rebounding and clutch defense in the 4th quarter is what won the NBA championship.

That call is a little more measured than I thought it should be.

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This is what was happening to him at the time.

I met a Sandy Hook Truther in real life. He was a Boilermaker by trade and I had all of his welds double checked after I found out. Most of the welds failed and they had to redo the welds.

I still don't like Florida, but this is outstanding.

You never had this behavior at a Master P concert.

Pete Rose is your typical white baby boomer, except he had actual baseball talent. If you spend enough time with America’s worst generation. You'll find out that a majority of them are like Pete Rose. That said, fuck Redford with a concrete dildo that has obsidian blades sticking out of it. Pete Rose is no worse for

Something tells me he’ have a job come Monday.

Man, that's creepy.

I think if you're white and live in the Midwest by law you have to learn how to play Euchre., despite whatever ethnic makeup of the area. That's why white Midwesteners compare all games to Euchre.

Kevin Love is the Marty Shottenheimer of the Cleveland Caviliers; great in the regular season, shit in the post season.

My family is from the same region of Duetchlamd that he's from, Swabia in case you didn't know.