What is it with white people and hazing? Is this a carryover from the boomers? The movie “Dazed and Confused” came out when I was in eighth grade and it was like “Star Wars” for assholes.

Not as bad as Godfathers pizza. I'm amazed that franchise ever took off. Is Herman Cain the Gus Fring of some other kind of contraband products that he uses Godfathers as a front to launder his proceeds.

It’s a reference on how he won this year’s Super Bowl. Barbarossa died before he reached Jerusalem so his soldiers put his body in a barrel and took it to Jerusalem and placed it by the Dome of the Rock, fulfilling his conquest for him despite his lack of direct contribution.

So long Barbarossa! Hopefully the sexual harassment claims will not hamper your ability to shill shitty beer and pizza.

Talk about the old Wilson’s Nails joke inadvertently coming to life. http://www.radford.edu/~ibarland/Publ…

The stress of performing for Nike is getting to her. If you don't get results for Nike they'll spring one of those bad acid trip inspired uniforms for you to wear and get you to appreciate it on television while smiling vacantly like a Stepford Wife.

Well that is how Butch met his wife. One ruffied up bud light, a lookout, and an empty dorm room was all he needed. Those were simpler times back then. Men were men and women listened to hair metal and were forced to do the dirty.

He couldn't find an little old lady to beat the shit out of her then pose for the camera. What a douche.

He didn't call him Bruce.

The Marlins will never be mistaken for the Yankees. Outside of fan bases we want to see drowned in a flood.

Wow, 10 year olds have better emotional maturity.

Yeah Dude, Asian American please.

I hate the little shit already. I can hear the Dookies singing Horst Wessel Lied with full throated passion.

That girl’s a keeper.

Wow, I read the Holtzclaw article. It’s amazing to me that anyone approved of this article. I think someone’s desk will be empty by the end of the week.

Where's invisible hand man when we need him?

Great, now we get to hear the Duke fight song cranked up to 11. Here it is in case you never heard it.

Governor Walker (Dickbag) and his teabagger acolytes and baby boomer enablers are partly to blame for this.

Well he is from Florida. Why is anyone surprised?

Shannon Sharpe, no he already talks like that. Uh maybe Trent Dilfer!?!