Mark Dantonio is a defensive coordinator at heart and a guy that is way to influenced by Tressel on Offense to make waves on that side of the ball. The MSU defense is going to need to pitch shut outs in order to win the championship.

Wow, football officiating is now almost as bad as NBA officiating under David Stern.

50 years from now our future cultural commentators will see the Seth Rogan film “Observe and Report” as a biting parody of brutal security culture and we’l all be viewed as idiots for not grasping that concept at the time.

Gus Johnson is a riot. He only goes off on pass catches though, I think it's a fetish of his. He probably has West Coast Offense, Fred Biletnikoff and Cris Carter highlights uploaded to his Porn Hub account.

Bazing!

Motörhead!!

“You will cry like John Boehner watching ‘A Charlie Brown Cristmas.’” As someone that has lived in Soutwest Ohio, and next Boehner’s district my whole life, I can tell you that Boehner does his hardest crying when his Secretary stocked his personal bar with blended whiskey. In fact, I believe his assistants making…

Bazing!

When you say “Texas.” You've said it all.

SEC fans are the Yolanda Saldívar of sports fans.

Someone must've got an A in Damning With Faint Praise 101 at Ill-Uh-Noise(As my grandfather called them).

I like how the play by play guy just calls the play as if nothing happened.

Wow, a guy named Tyson Fury is the heavyweight champion boxer of the world. This feels like I'm in a coma and my subconscious just made this up to screw with me by creating the most obvious fake name ever and having me believe he exists and is the heavyweight champion of the world.