[team sets MLB HR record, wins 100 games with a thoroughly average starting rotation, loses by a combined 27-14 run margin to team that won 108 regular season games ]

Oh, it’s sketchy as fuck. 

how could anyone possibly give a shit 

Don’t tape me bro!

Dang that’s good. You would have gotten through that Indiana Jones trap no problem.

In Latin, it does start with an I.

Siri, show me the exact opposite of a hustle triple. 

he fixes the cable

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

“Republicans: We believe in _________.*”

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

Unrelated? Did you not see “asshole” in the title?

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”

“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers

It really bugs me when someone doesn’t know the origin of a word.

Nash chassis?

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

...we sort of forget about the ultra-blocky Starion.

That’s impressive, but Michael Jordan averaged 0.1 more retained facts per game during the ‘90-’91 season, and that was with fact-checking and hand-checking

At one point, LeBron hit like the 5th or 6th crazy fall-away jumper in that bonkers stretch, and I went “Oh god!” and reflexively covered my face, and my older son came rushing over because he thought something bad had happened to me.