Michael Bay’s version? 

There might be one here or there that goes into some massive collection (Middle East) and then doesn’t get registered anymore, so no one knows for sure if it’s still there or it just got lost.

“I’m requesting $500k over market-value, as this is only 1 of 14 Centenario’s with the original weight-limit decal. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!”

The rears are fine, I like they kept the rears streamlined and simple. Unlike some other cars you can really over do it..

Man, those shipping companies are going to get flooded with inquiries. But, I don’t think their business is sunk yet, though it did take a hit.

Car for sale. Slight water damage. Minor dings will buff out. Ran when parked docked.

Look, I’m a huge proponent of “function over form,” but I’m also a huge proponent of not making vehicles that are expected to be long-lasting, and commonplace absolutely BUTT-UGLY.

The same thing happened with the Nissan NV-whatever replacement to the yellow cab. An opportunity to make a marked improvement in the…

Same designer....

What.... is going on with that front bumper? Downforce?

I want this to be it:

My cats were snuggling me on the couch and ran into the bedroom closet and are now cowering in fear from that.

I TOTALLY NEED AN OIL FLAVOR GAUGE IN MY CAR!!!!

Horse proximity gauge seems like it might come in handy if you’re hustling through Mustang country. Of course it’s of limited value unless combined with the optional Impala or Jackalope proximity gauges. Now, a Moose proximity gauge would sell like Vermont maple syrup covered flapjacks in the Green Mountain region.

This man fascinates me. He went from the On Deadly Ground environmental activism (holy shit that ending monologue was glorious in the most awful way) to shilling for 45 and Putin, who are essentially villains from a particularly bad episode of Captain Planet. But there’s no sign of the dissonance embolism such a move…

David, these vehicles are hulking piles of shit. I expect you to buy them.

“ALEXA! ASK NISSANCONNTECT SERVICES TO UNLOCK MY ROGUE!”

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

It’s not just undercoating. It’s Tru-Coat !

VIN/title shenanigans traced back to a dealership? Photo of the suspect below.