Look i get it. Health care is out of control, have you priced an MRI lately? She’s just killing two birds with one stone.

Pshht whatever fat bones.

TSA doesn’t need to be given ideas.

But also her chances of developing super powers.

This freaks me out really bad for some reason...

Don’t bone shame, it’s not cool.

This looks too much like the harrowing parts of The Day After for me to fully enjoy.

A better point was, she’s probably happy he sleeps around - that’s less time she has to spend doing the deed.

I think Melania is very happy that other people are taking care of her husband’s sexual needs. I bet the less physical contact she has with him, the happier she is.

I didn’t see her on Grey’s Anatomy but Knocked Up WAS sexist. Also now whenever I hear some actress is difficult or a diva I think, Weinstein. So Team Heigl. She was a child actor and has probably seen a lot.

He even expects that no one will sleep with him for free.

So basically Trump knows no one will sleep with him for free.

Right? Heaven forfend that a little lady dare to question her boss, refuse to behave demurely in public, or expect to be compensated for workplace changes.

I’ve liked her in everything I’ve seen her in. I’m super thrilled that we’re still perpetuating the “difficult actress” rumor after everything that’s happened in the last 6 months. Especially since she was right about what she said- including that Knocked Up was misogynistic. You go enjoy your gorgeous mountain farm…

The writers made her have GHOST SEX with Denny! It was the worst story line possible and she shouldn’t lose her career for noticing.

Lived in DFW for 10 years, and you hit the nail on the head pointing out “uncomfortable suburbanites.” Most of the rest of the country doesn’t get the ‘burbs effect that makes Texans not in the country so infuriating.

“It’s getting harder to enjoy the day”

Dale Hansen is a fucking national treasure.

Before anyone embarrasses themselves with a comment like, “Wow, in Texas? This guy’s gonna get fired!” Uh, no, Dale is an institution in Dallas and we love him for being the cranky old progressive who drops truth bombs on uncomfortable suburbanites.

Why is Katherine Heigl being treated like the Anti-Christ? The stuff she said about Knocked Up was right. You’ve got guys like Sean Penn and Shia LaBeouf, who are well known assholes, yet are still get major roles. Until he blew up his life, Charlie Sheen was still the highest paid actor on t.v.