But the military might send them somewhere where people shoot back.

I was a broke teen, so I bought cheap large jeans, and wore them 10 sizes too big with a belt.

I thought Jonathan Frakes, too. I wanted to know how he would “make it so”.

My favorite elevator simulation game! I swear I’ll always remember that game as Elevator Effect.

I remember talking to someone who said Jesus talked to her. I said, “Andrea Yates said Jesus talked to her, and she killed all her kids.” She replied, “Yes, well, that was Satan talking to her, not Jesus.” Uh huh.

His motives are so transparent.

You have to be really shitty if Howard Stern has the moral high ground.

Of course statutory rape is rape! It’s called “statutory rape” and not “statutory sex” for a reason, jfc. Tarantino is such a piece of shit.

I’m in an open marriage. Because my husband has a chronic kidney disease that will require a transplant within the next few years, he is facing a legal divorce from me so he can marry his other partner, who has insurance that will pay for his care without a deductible. And he is insured, just not sufficiently.

I took “Republican friendly” as not too pro-people.

Yeah, in every dream he wasn’t very good, my husband had to give him pointers (one of the dreams was a threesome). I don’t know what my dream self was thinking.

I keep having sex dreams about Anders Holm. So of course I have to watch this.

But if more people had access to drug treatment programs, there would be fewer people filling up the for-profit prisons, and we can’t have that!

I liked it, but I’m a sucker for maudlin shows like this. It’s my guilty pleasure.

You know, I was thinking something similar. Like, did he not clean the crock pot? Or did he clean it while it was ON? Still, my expectations are low, so I cried for the effort.

I cried because he cleaned the kitchen.

According to the show, “Supernatural”, that means you have a homicidal ghost. Time to call a Hunter. See, my TV viewing habits just saved your life!

If someone were to say, put a lot of birdseed around the base of the statue, would it encourage a lot of pigeons to flock to it and poop on it?

That is absolutely disgusting. You did everything you could, the people sworn to protect vulnerable people like that child, absolutely failed in their duty.

I home-schooled my teen for a bit in Texas, they have very few requirements for home-schooling, and not much accountability.