That’s what I’m saying, they are supposed to nip around the edges of it. If they stop it, what will they do to fire up the religious nutcases and get them voting? And what will the GOP hypocrites do when it is their own mistress/child/girlfriend that gets pregnant and not just some other slutty-slut?

April Fools Day is just a sanctioned day for assholes to lie and embrace their asshole nature.

No no no, you aren’t supposed to actually ban abortion, republicans. You are just supposed to tell people you will to get elected, and then go back to stripping out minimum wage and worker protections.

I agree that April Fool’s Day is pretty much a field day for assholes. Sorry that happened to you.

April Fools Day is just a sanctioned day for assholes to lie and embrace their asshole nature.

On the plus side, Carrie lives and everyone else dies...

To kick this off, you must know I have a paralyzing fear of ET. My junior year of high school, my “friend” aka person who I hated but tolerated because it was a small school and she was friends with my friends, stole my car keys from my backpack during lunch and slipped them back without me noticing.

Theory: they are not trying to sell sex or clothes. They are trying to sell pixels. Huge, blocky pixels. Soon ads will be nothing but pixels.

Call me old fashion but I want my fashion spreads to sell me aspriational sex and sex appeal. I don’t want to see fashion spreads that look like I walked in on my friends fucking.

The clothes are idiotic but I lurve the campaign concept & execution (minus the status quo fat erasure).

Remember when we used to be mad at American Apparel ads?

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

I always feel a little disappointed by seeing breasts in a sexualized way and not being able to see men as sexualized. It’s just not that exciting to me as a straight woman when being presented something being labeled as sex. Expecting nudity and getting a pixelized dick reminds me of the kind of porn I hate because…

Pence’s internet history is full of Quaker porn I bet.

Pence’s vision of an orgy.

This makes literally no sense to me. Maybe you should save your side eye for the robotic, usually underwhelming, performances at those usually desperately dull award shows. I have never read of anyone who has heard Adele live that has not praised both her voice and her rapport/intimacy with her fans. Anxiety on…

On what planet can she not “hack it live”? She’s had a massively successful and critically acclaimed tour for the last year. There are multiple commenters raving about her tour, right in this very comment section. Jesus Christ.

Are you suggesting that she’s actually just in it for the cash? I find that unlikely. Somebody with that level of stage fright and a lot of other ways to make a buck would have to be motivated by something bigger to persevere- a sense of indebtedness to her fans, or pursuit of personal growth both seem more plausible.

They’re claiming that he’s one of the “good ones.”

And Helen Beristain’s reaction was telling, too. After the shock of her husband, “one of the good guys”, being arrested for deportation wore off, she of course started lobbying and getting lawyers to get the deportation order reversed. Does she blame Trump? Of course not!