Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

I like being in the grays. It’s the only part of my life that feels ~~edgy~~ and **dangerous**. ;)

Oh, my stars! I thought Michael Jackson was just a misunderstood, asexual, childlike genius! 🙄

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

Well, holy fuck.

Now I feel really old, given that this was my Saturday morning jam:

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

Too much of a good thing.

I can only hope that my baby girl has epic bitchface like Lyanna Mormont. People talk shit about it, but it’s a skill bestowed upon only the most badassed women.

They should let Mel try to resurrect Rickon and then arrange a betrothal between him and Lyanna. If Sansa is going to run her game in the Vale and Jon is going to be consumed with the wars to come then I think the North could use someone like Lyanna in Winterfell.

Ok, but here’s my thing: isn’t she still married to Tyrion?

So if she is pregnant with Ramsay’s kid, that makes Ramsay’s kid an extramarital bastard.

If she is pregnant, I want someone to red-priestess Ramsay back for five minutes to tell him that his only progeny is also a Snow, and then feed him to the dog a second…

I was so pleased by her stonecold bitch face.

Yeah, I feel like most Sansa pregnancy truthers are probably not women. I understood right away that it was a reference to the physical and emotional scars left behind by sexual assault, particularly a violent one.

Totally agree. I think she literally meant she’s physically still in pain from the torture he made her endure and I think Ramsay meant that he got to her psychologically.

No, she knows Arya is still alive. Brienne told her. And Theon told her that he didn’t kill Bran and Rickon, so she knows there’s a chance Bran is alive, too. Also, sure, she has to have a kid. She doesn’t have to have THAT kid.

For me, the Sansa is preggars truthers seem to all be hedging their bets based on what Ramsey said to her, combined with her comments about still feeling him. When in reality, any woman who has been assaulted (ESPECIALLY to the degree Sansa has alluded) knows that doesn’t mean the reason for still feeling it is bc of…

Brienne told her that she found Arya alive and Theon told her he didn’t kill Bran, so she at least has hope that they’re still kicking. Even if they weren’t she could always just get rid of this one, marry someone else and produce a more appropriate heir. I don’t think she needs to do much to rally the North,…