I hope I am using the right word here: you’re being an asshole. Shut up.

Not a lot to change about “if he wasn’t famous, we’d be laughing about the way he died”.

Dude.

Only if you go hunting for them, sicko.

Um, no.

Barnaby recommends bringing a gun to the Canadian woods if you’re mushroom picking, as bears are unreliable weaponry.

This kind of shit right here is the only situation where I’d consider have a gun on me (once I learned how to use it properly of course). Imagine hiking or getting into the woods by yourself and getting into this sort of situation with no recourse *shudder*

This woman is so badass.

Shhhh.....let them have their internet hyperbole. The Youngs seem to crave absolutes.

because brown people are scary

There exists no real argument that undocumented workers do harm. Every economic study shows the nation would collapse without them.

This. I get so mad at people who complain that undocumented workers are draining our economy. I worked in banking and I had a ton of clients who worked under fake social security numbers. That meant that taxes were often withheld but they were scared to file a return— and wouldn’t get their refund checks. Not to…

Don’t forget the state and federal taxes. Small peanuts individually, but when this happens a million+ times a year it adds up. Just another tax avoidance scheme by the same people who like to point toward our underfunded schools as reasons not to fund them.

Sure, as long as during that time off you don’t get more than 2 hours sleep at a time and listen to super loud screeching and have someone chewing on your nipples non-stop and clean up massive amounts of shit and piss, you can have an equal amount of time off.