None of my rebounds ever looked like that.... Damn you Taylor, and well done.

Honestly. She’s a single adult, I hope she’s getting around with as many consenting adults as she damn well pleases.

I would actually leave my house to go out to eat if that meant Jake would hit on me.

Exactly! I noticed a lot of “wow she gets around” comments on facebook about this.

because sluts

I eat out alone all the time. Jake Gyllenhaal has never hit on me. Drunk old men - yes, plenty.

Man moves on from a relationship —> Good for you kiddo for getting back on the horse.

Woman moves on from a relationship —> You betraying she-beast!

This is a skill I will never learn and I don’t even want to, but it was truly fascinating to watch!

“And now, as residents of Britain decide whether or not they want to leave the ET, the countdown to #Texit has officially begun.”

oh, it’s hellish.

I think that would be great.

I was being hyperbolic. They look like monsters.

If deadly animals are in the immediate area, you should tell tourists from out of town.

I think that might be a southern thing. I’m from the Northeast, grew up on Cape Cod, and if I saw a “No Swimming” sign I would assume it was because of strong currents or no lifeguard. Never in a million years would it occur to me that I shouldn’t swim because I might get EATEN!

Definitely a Southern thing. Someone unfamiliar with the gator problem needs to be told. I grew up in NY but my mother was raised in Louisiana so I would at least think it was a possibility, but I can pretty much guarantee the minds of people from Nebraska don’t go there (pretty sure it’s not on the website of their…

I agree, I feel horribly for this family. I’m from California and go to Disneyland a lot. If I traveled to Florida it wouldn’t even occur to me that a lake within the park could have alligators unless there was a sign saying so. I mean you can’t swim in the rivers of America at Disneyland and signs saying so, but it…

That would make sense. Or just “do not go near water’s edge.” The water was apparently around a foot deep. Swimming that is not and it’s absolutely horrible that people are acting like these parents flouted the signs and are culpable.

But technically—-they werent. they were not swimming- they were barely up to their ankles.

I thought the child was just standing near the water - not swimming.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.