The only libertarian I have ever respected is Ron fucking Swanson.

To be fair, that is the Libertarian party’s basic political platform in a nutshell.

Cue all the straight people making this about how they are not like that.

Cue all the people who use “queue” wrong.

I’m OUTRAGED. My two year old daughter saw this and I immediately had to try and explain it away. She was like “Doryyyy!!” and I said “Don’t worry baby, there’s no such thing as gay people”. Then she goes “Pretty water... pretty fish!!” and I was like “Exactly. Marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

As a middle-aged man who uses men’s rooms with urinals, I can tell you that the only penis I ever see in a public restroom is mine.

I use the urinals in the men’s room at work every day. Do you know how many dicks I see? None. Because nobody just drops trou in a men’s room and stands there with his dick hanging out.

Exactly.

Uh okay, but where is she supposed to go if her dad can’t take her into the woman’s bathroom? pee her pants?

Oh god. Whatever. Unless you are whipping them out and showing them to her, the fact is that she’ll see a man’s back standing at a urinal. If she’s a curious girl (and most children are) she might stare (good time to teach a child not to) and look to see a flacid penis mostly covered by a dude’s hands/pants, peeing…

Stop sexualizing a 5-year old, she’s going potty, not checking out “other guys dick.”

Eh, I don’t think men make a big deal out of displaying their dicks in the bathroom. Most folks just want to pee and get out. I think she is far more traumatized by this raging maniac trying to beat up her dad than she would have been by a glimpse of penis.

I have used men’s restrooms so many times at concerts or whatever and have never once seen any peen. The first time I saw a non family member’s member was some guy peeing just off a hiking trail. I survived. Even giggled a bunch.

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

Which reached for comment, the ocean denied any knowledge of the wedding, before finally admitting she just did it to get the Artic Ocean off her ass about settling down and having kids. “You guys don’t know what its like to have such a cold, empty mother,” the body of water said before whispering “I’ve made a…

ilana is everythingsexual

That’s not sap...

Oh and also I’m pretty sure Ilana is ecosexual

I suggest no one go around and touch any nearby tree branches.

This is far enough away from actual oppressed sexual minorities that we can point at them and laugh, right?