Ethnic flare is when you throw a bag of cumin on a bonfire?

Timely!

Farewell Depp crush. It’s already been pretty much dead for the past 10 years, but still, I never really said goodbye to it.

I can only go by my own personal experience...but yeah. Alcohol (especially alcohol) can make people violent. Drugs, too...combine the two, you can have a potentially explosive situation....

Or brings out the monster that was already there.

this is me loving you so much

You have to have at least 20 pieces of flair at all times

I tried this once. Turns out the gallery was really unhappy when I claimed that the armed robbery was a piece of performance art I called “Insousiance.”

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

When you flip it that way, she seems like a hero — didn’t start a divorce because she didn’t want to upset his ailing mother. Finally left when she wasn’t caring for her anymore. Who speaks the truth?!

You know...if that were true I can see why the divorce filing happened right after his mother’s death. She helped out with the care since Johnny wasn’t doing it, then when his mother passed and she didn’t have to anymore she was like “peace out asshole”.

If it makes you feel any better, it isn’t that they are smart, just that their lawyers are.

Tea cup pigs don’t even exist. They are only that small as babies. People started selling them and telling people that as long as they don’t feed them a lot, they will stay tiny forever. Well yeah, they won’t grow because you are essentially starving them.

Pfft. All that time on the D and I doubt he’ll ever make it over to the O.

Looks like he’s just on the tip. I don’t think that counts.

It can be...

I learned the word for that a few years ago— apostasy. I love it. I think sharing our apostasy stories can be as powerful as people sharing their “born-again” stories.

Welcome—but please ignore Dawkins, Harris, Maher, and any other person who perpetuates hate as “atheism.”

I really don’t get it. As a former boy in highschool, getting a girl pregnant was very high on my list of fears. As a voter now and old-man-in-training I’m all “helllll yes!” to women’s health bills. I never understand a guy who thinks “A girl getting knocked up in highschool? Nahhh not so bad!!!”