An adult used the terms “boys” and “girls” to describe the adults who worked for him? How infantilizing. I’m sure he was a great boss in many other ways, though. *eyeroll

like can’t y’all just jerk off in private like the rest of us and enjoy it and not hate the object of your desire!? IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK!! :)

Beach towel? La-di-fucking-da! This isnt the Washington Post. Someone has ideas above her station.

This, ladies and gents, is why you never shag the drummer.

I mix up coincidence and irony all the time too so the fact that she’s as dumb as me makes me like her more.

So many MRAs just orgasmed from the sheer prospect of being able to cite this story from today until the end of time.

Ugh I have also had (male) clients suggest I use my “assets” to accomplish things. It so demeaning. They would never say that to a man. I tell them that if I have to do that, then I am not very good at my job and that if they think that is what I have to resort to, I can find someone else work with them. I say it with…

“But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.” Yes. Yes, they did. They were being kind and acting like they didn’t, but they did.

Yeah, that was “holy shit fuck no” territory. Got no issue with people’s private kinks (shit, I domme a guy who is into this soooo) but that is fucking disgusting and I would have a hard time not resorting to fisticuffs if some jackass stranger or coworker “nipped” my shirt. Boundaries, learn them.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

This was my first clue that this was Kinja showing a very old article in the side bar.

A favorite in the dorm was covering the door to someone’s room with butcher paper to about a foot from the top and filling it with popcorn. The office version is pingpong balls in the overhead cabinet. But you’re still a jerk if you don’t help clean up afterwards.

we dressed as teachers who always wore the same thing. There was an entire math class of seniors dressed in plaid shirts tucked into blue jeans with a brown belt. The teacher we were dressed as walked in saw a bunch of mini-hims and couldn't stop laughing all of class.

I like the ones where people come back from vacation and their desk at work is covered in post-its. No one gets hurt, none of your actual STUFF is even hurt, there’s just some “OH YOU” and giggles.

Agree. It’s the ones who try to hide their assholery that are dangerous. At least you can steer very clear of the ones who flaunt it.

“...so I pranked him! to death with a tire iron!”

So literal violent crimes not only go unpunished, but are rewarded with internet money?

People who like to prank are good. They’re letting you know up front that they value their amusement more than your autonomy and dignity as a person.