Correct me if I’m wrong but Donald Trump is the one who once described his efforts to avoid getting the clap because of all of his whoring around as his “own personal Vietnam.”

And is a deadbeat dad to the kid he had with sidepiece-turned-wife no. 2, if Marla’s version of things can be believed (and he’s enough of a shitheel, so why not?).

But how does that address the fact that Trump supporters won’t vote for Hillary because she got cheated on, in favor of supporting a candidate that has a storied history of doing the cheating.

That sort of thing is known as douchebagamy.

Not only that, he got his side piece pregnant to which Ivana promptly filed for divorce. He then married his mistress but blamed her for his “damaged reputation” so the marriage lasted only a couple of years. He’s a douchebag of the highest order and anybody supporting him should be the last people to throw stones on…

But much like Gawker these days, conservatives only know that anything Hillary does is bad, regardless of whether or not it crosses over into any of their actual ideals. (See also: Obama, Barack H. — especially when it comes to his healthcare bill that was modeled after a Republican plan.)

He is the male specie, so it’s ok

And deference to your husband. And all that other hot garbage nonsense.

turns out 24 hour news doesn’t make people smarter...

Bill is responsible for his dick. Not Hillary.

DONALD TRUMP CHEATED ON HIS GOD DAMN WIFE!

Jesus fuck MSNBC—you’re pathetic.

These men won’t support Clinton because she “enabled” her husband’s cheating, in favor of supporting Trump, a twice-divorced man who has bragged publicly about his own marital infidelity.

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

What does it even mean that Hilary was an enabler of Bill’s cheating? That she didn’t give him enough blow jobs under the desk in the Oval Office?

oh fuck this so hard!!!

Polyester is a creation of the devil himself. I have sensitive skin and I sweat super easily, so I try to stick to natural fibers and it is SO EXPENSIVE and hard to find, and I am in the 'regular' size range. I imagine it is even more of a nightmare for plus size. Also, why is so much plus-size stuff rockabilly? Like,…

Plus, it’s such a bullshit excuse. If those factories can make whole new designs and patterns in a turnaround time of a week, I’m sure they can make plus sized clothing. Discrimination against people of size is simply an acceptable form of prejudice in our societies.

The polyester KILLS ME.

Even Melissa McCarthy’s stuff is jam packed full of polyester. JUST STAHP. Even the blends are too awful after about ten minutes. I simply cannot wear plastic next to my skin - especially in FL. Get a clue designers.