I love the liner.

I find this oddly pretty on her, but I wonder how it looks when she removes her makeup and contacts.

“festooned” = neato. or maybe swell.

Oooh and the matching eye shadow looks so goood.

I love that hair color and Christina looks the best she has in years. I feel like it’s a stretch to call it pierced but I imagine the word festooned is way too dated.

I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?

Ironically, I have a family member who had to work with Zooey Deschanel at an event a few years ago and was told by a PR person to not look HER in the eye, or speak to her unless spoken to first.

We all wish he had said “motherfucking chili.” All of us. But I probably would have died of happiness, so I guess it’s for the best.

I wish he would have said “motherfucking chili”, but perhaps he was trying to be respectful.

SUPER laid back. Very nice. The event we were throwing had a buffet. His publicist made me terrified for him to have to get up and get anything himself. At one point I saw him heading over...

I didn’t even read the story and I thought it smelled fake. Who’s gonna steal a sex tape from some people nobody’ ever heard of?

Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once…

They are the Balloon Boy parents of indie music.

Yesterday, when I read this I had a feeling it might be faked. I don't know why I had that feeling but their story didn't sit right with me.

According to Driver, she saw Perelmutter’s red door and she wanted to paint it...well, you know...

I’ve loved Sophie Turner since she called Sansa her first love. I thought that was so lovely.

Maybe he and Amber should have been served as food, the poor dogs aren’t the blame on this whole damn mess.

This reminds me, in addition to my organic anal beads, it looks like my dildo garden is almost ready for its first harvest of the year! #blessed