What’s ironic is that the Electoral College was originally put in place to keep guys like the Mango-in-Chief out of office. Whoops!

Maybe she really is a Russian sleeper agent and they’ll activate her soon.

I am so tired of women who throw other women under the bus.

It just looks like two giant robots having sex to me.

It was rude of Melania to donate Donald’s books without asking anyway, he was probably still reading some of them.

They really should install a revolving door in the White House. A gold plated one.

All the more reason to choose cremation, ugh.

But reasonable options other than removal are available. Which is less traumatic? Taking a kid from an otherwise loving parent for a year, or telling the parent, “Hey, you can’t use Grandma as a babysitter while her house is a pigsty, or we’ll have to take action. Also, you’re ordered to seek counseling.” and then…

To me, the issue isn’t whether CPS should have been involved, but whether better options were considered other than just removal. Especially the first story. Yes, she should take responsibility for her actions, but that doesn’t excuse the heavy handed approach from the courts. The focus should be on actually helping…

Gun safety would interfere with their tough guy, Wild West fantasies.

Republicans: Hey ladies! We want to force you to get pregnant, but we don’t want to pay for it!

I wonder if any of this is because he’s dying and doesn’t give a fuck any more, and maybe is happy to give a last “fuck you” to Trump?

She really is dedicated to not cancelling her concerts for ANY reason.

I wondered if I was the only one who noticed that.

No, you don’t want the potential looters picking through your irradiated corpse to think you practiced poor dental hygiene!

Mine are Thelma and Louise.

That reminds me of women who drench themselves in shitty perfume in the stall. Can they not do that outside instead of forcing me to pee in a cramped box filled with a cloud of their shitty perfume??

Me too. I’ve been in the polyamory forums way too long.

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries is the only one I can think of.

God, I wish he’d re-write it as “I wanna fuck you like a manatee.”