I thought it symbolized a snake in Cheeto clothing.

I think calling it McNaughton “fine art” is being a bit generous.

Beer money?

Probably thought that song was about him.

I was born and raised in rural east Texas, and moved to the Dallas area in my teens. I think the reason I didn’t end up with the maniacal Texas pride was due to my dad having lived in California for a few years and my mom was from out of state.

Oh my god, my thoughts exactly. As I explained to my husband, people panicking over a gas shortage are the ones causing the gas shortage. He still insisted we fill up the tank and get a bunch of groceries in case they run out at the store. And honestly, I kinda wish DFW would turn into Mad Max, might make living…

It was jarring when they changed Dr. Reed from a smooth-talking playboy to socially awkward and romantically inept. I hate inconsistencies like that. Just pick a character type and stick with it. 

I don’t know why this episode made me think of it, but is it possible that at some point Jaime kills Cersei because she doesn’t take the white walker threat seriously and he does? Like, she keeps wanting to fight Dany instead of joining forces, and he feels the only option he has to protect the Seven Kingdoms is to…

I remember thinking, “Wait, there’s global warming in their world?”

One could say his decision was “unpresidented”.

I can’t wait to see their fall line of Klan hoods.

Does Trump even read Jezebel?

I had the pleasure of listening to Dallas’ own all female mariachi band, Rosas Divinas, at the Dallas Museum of Art. https://www.facebook.com/RosasDivinas/

Having grown up in N East Texas, I can vouch for the racism.

That never gets old.

That’s what I don’t understand. They won, at least that’s what they keep telling us every chance they get. It’s like they’re trying to ensure it never happens again.

Okay, I’m using “inbred cantaloupe” as my new insult of choice.

Yeah, he’s conventionally hot, but as soon you get to know him, his attractiveness plummets. Maybe I would bang him if he never, ever talked the entire time I was around him.

Actually, the news recently reported that a baby died from being exposed to the cold sore kind.

For the longest time I couldn’t trust that a guy was actually interested in me because in middle school, boys would pretend to like me or ask me out, only to humiliate me and make fun of me to their friends later. They were the worst bullies to me because I wasn’t blonde and pretty. It seems this sort of behavior…