Oh god, I’ve been food policed over instant oatmeal. What is wrong with people?

I hope they sent you a thank you card for introducing them to Jason Momoa.

I wasn’t referring specifically you, obviously. It’s a general “you” that refers to people who use your “logic” but who also actively try to restrict access to affordable birth control. And it might be a good idea to actively support access to low cost birth control and access to abortion services, or there will be…

The better question is, if people can’t afford to have children, why do you attempt to restrict access to affordable birth control?

You’re assuming he would know enough to do that. I don’t think I can give him that much credit. I had a dream once where he couldn’t figure out how to access his voicemail. It was the most realistic dream I’ve ever had.

Obviously Trump didn’t write that letter, too many big fancy words in it.

He was a far better person than the people who shut off his water and let him slowly die from dehydration.

I don’t know if she’s the one calling it a hunger strike, just the author. She referred to it as doing it spiritually, so she probably thinks of it as a fast. 

Alien. Ripley was a blue collar worker in space.

I can see that too. It’s the ears and chin/jowls that make me think Cotton Hill when I see Jeff Sessions.

It is, 18 years this June and still going strong.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wanted to say to my husband, “Fuck your sperm!” And I love my kids, I do. But fuck his sperm.

He reminds me of Hank Hill’s dad from King of the Hill

It’s right there in the constitution, the right to bear arms.

It’s funny that she’s an ESL instructor, when, judging by her messages, she barely has any mastery over the English language herself.

Well, then, if he gets a tapeworm, he’d better not get treatment. Every life is sacred, after all, and he’s just the host.

Does it ever occur to republicans that they could go after the businesses that hire undocumented immigrants rather than attacking the immigrants themselves? If they’re so worried about immigrants taking American jobs, why not go after the companies providing the jobs? Seems like that would be an easier strategy, but…

I know this is stating the obvious, and I know this has been said before and will be said for at least the next four years, but we are so screwed.

How is it that people can completely ignore the nefarious shit politicians actually do while focusing on the obviously fake shit put forth by conspiracy theorists?