I know I’d like to see his North Pole.

Trump better get used to it. It’s only going to get worse once he’s *gag* in the WH. If he doesn’t like it, he should quit.

You’re not kidding. Guess I’m going the local hardware chain to finish my bathroom.

But do you really know otherwise? For many women, it isn’t a choice, but what about the women who do choose to wear a hijab or a burka? Would you tell them you know better than they do about what they really want?

My husband voted for Jill Stein, so yeah, that’s how things stand for me right now.

I keep thinking she looks like Mireille Enos. I watched The Martian and thought “Oh, it’s the actress from The Killing. Oh, no, wait...”.

It’s the wage theft lawsuit that’s put me off Chipotle at the moment.

I googled it, since I had no idea what a lladro was, and wow, there’s a market for them. I saw one selling for $700. Huh.

At least she didn’t use Nutella.

Only a five-point plan? Everyone knows it’s not a real plan unless it has at least eight points.

I do want that bunny-in-a-basket.

Does a “PSL” taste like pumpkin pie with a hint of burned day-old coffee?

Does this mean that I can refer to Ariana Grande as “medium”?

“Terroristic Clown Threats” is my new punk band name.

My mother-in-law’s guest bedroom has a creepy clown mural on one wall. It was there when they bought the house. I don’t know why they haven’t painted over it already.

I remember seeing an empty liquor bottle in the trash can of the stall I was in at work.

I don’t suppose she asked about the doll’s purpose? Maybe the doll belonged to his deceased daughter, and this is how he grieves.

It was weird that he put his hands up when she didn’t ask him to, so...she shot him?

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I was thinking him or John Travolta.